"Lipstick. It draws attention away from any flaws. When someone is wearing lipstick, you just assume they’re wearing a full face of makeup. And guys are stupid—they won’t notice when you’re not."

"Tell her she’s beautiful when you’re eating her out."

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

undercover-witch:

whatwoulddanhowelldo:

phlynn:

americans seem to think there are two accents in england

  • tally ho old chum cheerio yes yes wot wot

and

  • YOU AIGHT M8 I’LL MESS YA UP FOR LOOKIN AT MY TELLY

which is 100% true

actually everyone thinks that

but english people seem to think americans have two accents

  • well hidey ho thare I was just goin to round up them there horses

and

  • woah gnarly waves dude lets go eat a hamburger and smoke some weed

(via brethatsme)

waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

image

(via drakesothotful)

weepingdildo:

when u find out someone super hot also has an amazing personality 

image

(via aubgasm)